In what must be a slower day for insider trading, senators **D-Elizabeth Warren** and **R-Roger Marshall** introduced an anti-crypto bill to "root out fraud." Crypto proponents and adversaries alike agree on the desperate need for regulation. Some merely attempt to point out the lunacy of mandating that neighbor Sally verify the identity of anyone who virtually encounters her beat-up laptop running software Sally doesn't understand for $0.50/day. A venture that, rather poetically, attempts to protect her standard of living from government-induced inflation. Will we soon see a regulation that requires pastor Bill to verify the identity of anyone whose travels are aided by the removal of his patch of street snow? Stay tuned! It does give me hope that the decentralized crypto movement is backed by such a non-partisan core group including **D-Ritchie Torres**, **R-JD Vance**, **D-Ro Khanna**, **R-Cynthia Lummis**, and **D-Kirsten Gillibrand**.