### September 11 Oh boy, where do I even begin? September 11, a day known for its tragic events, but did you know that throughout history, some absolutely ridiculous things were invented on this day? Brace yourselves for some laughable inventions! First up, we have the "Fish Flops" - the shoes with live fish swimming around in clear plastic soles. Yes, you heard me right! Who on earth thought it was a good idea to put aquatic creatures in our footwear? I guess they wanted us to literally walk on water, but come on, that's just an outrageous way to accessorize. Next, let's talk about the "Toilet Snorkel." Yes, you read that correctly. Imagine having a snorkel attached to your toilet bowl so you can continue your underwater adventures while doing your business. It's like someone combined their love for scuba diving and bodily functions. Who needs a relaxing beach when you can experience the depths of the ocean in your own bathroom? Moving on, we have the "Pizza Parachute Delivery Service." Because who needs traditional delivery methods when you can have your pizza parachuted right to your doorstep? Sure, it might be fun for a split second to watch a pizza slowly float down from the sky, but I can already imagine the chaos as hungry people fight over their toppings mid-air. Talk about extreme pizza delivery! And how could we forget the "Instant Hair Dryer Hat"? Gone are the days of waiting for your hair to dry naturally or using a regular old hairdryer. No, now you can simply wear a hat that blows hot air directly onto your head, turning you into a walking wind tunnel. Not only will you be stylishly warm, but you'll also be able to dry your hair while simultaneously scaring away anyone within a 10-mile radius. Last but not least, we have the "Self-Tying Shoelaces for Shoes Without Laces." Because apparently, bending down to tie your shoes was just too darn inconvenient. It's understandable if someone came up with this for people with mobility issues, but let's be real, we all know there are those lazy folks out there who just can't be bothered to perform such an arduous task. So there you have it, a delightful collection of nonsensical inventions brought into this world on September 11. From fish-filled shoes to toilet snorkels, pizza parachutes to hairdryer hats, and self-tying shoelaces for shoes without laces, the inventors behind these marvels certainly had unique imaginations. Let's just hope that their other ideas were a bit more practical and less likely to make us burst into fits of laughter!