### February 9 On February 9th, we've seen some truly outrageous and dumb inventions. Such as the squeezable ketchup bottle _**that splatters ketchup on the counter no matter how hard you squeeze it**_. Or that robotic vacuum cleaner that promised to make our lives easier, yet somehow managed to get stuck _**every single time it tried to go under the couch**_. Then there's the toaster that can only fit _**one slice of bread**_ and still manages to burn it no matter what setting you put it on. But of all the bizarre inventions on February 9th, nothing quite beats the "smartphone" that was supposed to bring us closer together, yet somehow made us _**all more isolated**_ than ever before.