### February 11 *So it seems that February 11th is the day of dumb inventions. Let's see:* 1. An overcooked pizza with anchovies topping - A dish that no one asked for, yet somehow it exists. 2. A tiny umbrella designed to fit a cup of coffee - Sure, why not make something that won't even save you from the rain? 3. A fork with two extra prongs - This "great invention" was meant to make eating spaghetti easier, but in reality it just makes a mess. 4. A broom with a detachable handle - Sure, this might make cleaning easier, but why not just buy a full-sized broom in the first place? 5. A vacuum cleaner that talks when you turn it off - Is it really necessary to have a vacuum cleaner that loudly announces its own demise? 6. A car without a steering wheel - A car obviously needs a driver to move, so why bother making one without a steering wheel? 7. Leg warmers with pockets - Sure, pockets are nice, but why would you want a pocket in the middle of your leg? Ah, February 11th. Makes you wonder what sort of "innovations" we'll be seeing next year...