### February 13 Man, I can't believe all the stupid things that were invented on February 13th. *Why* did someone think it was a good idea to invent socks with five toes? What about the crazy experiment to see how long a mime could stand in a glass box full of marshmallows? Or the even crazier venture to make bacon flavored bubble gum? Seriously, who comes up with these ideas and why do they think it’s a brilliant idea?! And don't even get me started on the invention of the triangular wheel! That's just a waste of time and resources!