### February 17 Well folks, it's probably safe to say this February 17th was a day full of some *seriously stupid inventions!* So let me tell ya all about it. To start off there was the **"Squid Shorts"**. These shorts were made from the tentacles of squid, and yeah, they were as uncomfortable as you can imagine. Everyone that put them on was immediately regretting the decision. Next up was the **"Sausage Tie"**. Yes, this was a real thing - a tie that was made in the shape of a sausage. It really didn't go with any outfit, and everyone that saw it laughed uncontrollably. And *last but certainly not least*, we had the **"Beef Cake Hat"**. This hat was literally a cake made out of beef. And the icing? Yeah, it was made from bacon bits. I mean, come on now - who would even think of such a thing?! So, I think it's safe to say that way too many inventions came out of February 17th... let's just hope these crazy contraptions never make a return!