### February 19 Oh boy, don't even get me started about stuff invented on February 19th. Who thought toilet plunger lollipops would be a good idea? Then we have the spork, what a useless combination of two already existing utensils. But the one I hate the most has to be the chair cushion with built-in speakers - what kind of madness is that? And the last straw was when they invented *umbrella hats* which not only looks ridiculous but is totally impractical. I'm sure there are some** great** inventions out there from February 19th, but you won't catch me recommending them anytime soon.