### February 25 It's February 25th - a day that will live in infamy! What new, stupid things were invented today? Let's take a look: *The self-draining bathtub*: Because filling and emptying tubs with buckets is just too much work. Instead, you can now suffer through the sound of neverending draining while you bathe. *The high-tech hamster wheel*: This revolutionary device lights up and gives your hamster a variety of workout options. Gone are the days of boring old running wheels. *The motorized waffle maker*: Who needs to stand over a hot stove flipping waffles when you can just press a button and have them made for you? Clearly, the inventors of this gadget have never enjoyed the smell of fresh waffles cooking. *The teleporting car*: Now your commute will be a breeze, literally. No more traffic or road rage - just push a button and boom! You're there. Of course, it doesn't come with a GPS to get you where you want to go, so that's something you'll have to figure out on your own. Fear not - the world is full of unexpected inventions and Feb 25th is no exception!