### February 28 Ah February 28th, do you know what was invented on that day? Let me enlighten you! On this fateful day, people decided to invent malfunctioning alarm clocks that never seem to get the snooze button right, rubber bands that just don't have enough "give" or "spring" in them, and stores that left out that one essential ingredient for your recipe. And don't forget those phone chargers that don't quite make it to 100%! Oh, and let's not forget that one time you had to wait 2 hours for a store employee to come explain why their printer wasn't printing. It turns out the sound of the print job was so low no one could actually hear it. **SIGH** So there you have it, all the stupid inventions on February 28th! Now I'm sure you're all grateful for my rant and you can see why this date is so special!