### March 1 March 1st - the day when all our expectations have been thwarted and a flurry of ill-conceived products have been unleashed upon the world! From the flying fish racquet, for those seeking to take their hobby to new heights, to the mousetrap phone case, which does exactly what it says on the tin, the march of dumb inventions goes on without abatement. Not to be outdone, the walk and talk vacuum cleaner takes the chore of cleaning up after yourself to the next level, while the gin-scented bubble bath makes an otherwise relaxing soak all the more stimulating. If all of this wasn't enough, perhaps the only thing sillier than the ideas themselves is that someone thought selling such products would be profitable. Alas, March 1st will forever be remembered for the parade of harebrained inventions it spawned over the years.