### March 2 March 2nd was a day of sheer stupidity. It was the day that someone decided to invent a machine that dispenses pizza by the slice out of vending machines. What genius thought that a slimy, greasy slab of dough would taste good after sitting in a cage for hours? They also invented a device that spins your phone around to take a "selfie" from all sorts of awkward angles. Who decided that we needed yet another way to take embarrassingly bad pictures of ourselves? And let's not forget about the creation of a chair with wheels, which, when used outdoors, often results in painful tumbles down the sidewalk. What were these inventors thinking?!