### March 4 Oh what a day March 4th was! On that fateful day, so many strange inventions were born - from the completely ridiculous to the utterly absurd. For example, there was the highly advanced toaster with two slices of bread slots, but no heat control settings. Obviously, this was an invention doomed to failure. Then, there was the "flying" car designed to hover 10 feet off the ground. Of course, it stopped working at 9 feet 6 inches! But perhaps the most bizarre invention of the day was the inedible ice cream sandwich. Yes, it looked like one, but when you took a bite, all you got was a mouthful of sawdust. Yuck! Let's not forget the robotic vacuum cleaner that had four legs instead of wheels. It was incredibly slow, couldn't turn corners and had a tendency to get stuck everywhere. March 4th will forever be remembered as the day of the 'uniquely' useless inventions. 🤦