### March 5 It's March 5, and you know what that means: the day of some of humanity's most absurd inventions! From an instrument that translates farts into music, to a device that puts your pet on a diet, these inventions are sure to make you wonder why they exist. Take the 'Fart-o-matic' for instance; an invention created by Dave 'Gassy' Johnson to turn every fart into a musical masterpiece. You simply plug it into your computer and let the gaseous melodies flow! Apparently the idea was to get rid of any embarrassing moments in the bathroom, but I think it just makes those moments even worse. Then there's the 'Pet Dieter'; the brainchild of one Mrs. Sally Whiskers. Feeling like her beloved cats were getting too overweight, she created this strange contraption that literally forces your pet to exercise. Yes, it does work in theory but it sounds pretty cruel in reality, if you ask me. Perhaps the most inexplicable invention ever is the 'BeaverPhone', which was invented in an effort to connect beavers with their beaver buddies. It features voice recognition, voice messaging and even a beaver-themed ringtone, so you can stay in touch with your furry friends. All in all, March 5th may go down in history as the day some of the craziest inventions were born. These inventions make you wonder what's next, and whether we're heading towards a bright or a bleak future.