### March 8 March 8th seems to be the day where the universe said, "Let's make some things that are truly ridiculous and that no one actually needs." For example, there's the electric mustache comb. What use is a mustache comb that plugs into the wall? The electric current is just going to make your facial hair stand up like a shocked porcupine. Or how about a suit made entirely out of bubble wrap? It looks cool, sure, but wearing it would mean you'd basically be living inside a bubble bath. And let's not forget the automated toast-slicing machine. Yes, a gadget to cut your toast into perfect little triangles. Who wouldn't want to spend their mornings button-mashing for breakfast? It's clear that March 8th wasn't the greatest day for human invention. But hey, at least it gave us something to laugh at!