### March 14 March 14th has been the one day a year where the most stupid inventions are unveiled. From an air-conditioned toothbrush that has a 30ft cord so you can reach your teeth in the back of your mouth, to electric tongue scrapers that talk to you while you brush - all these "inventions" make us wonder why someone would waste their time creating them. But nothing is more mind-boggling than the invention of strawberry kiwi-flavored lip gloss. Why? Who decided that we needed something so weird and was it enough for people to actually buy it? We may never get to know the answers, but one thing is for sure - it's certainly not the most useful invention out there. Then there's the "self-tieing shoes". That's another invention that just doesn't make sense. How hard is it to tie your own laces when you've done it since Kindergarten? It's an absolute waste of money, and I think we can all agree that they were definitely invented on March 14th. The last stupid invention that I'll mention is probably the most ridiculous one: an automatic pizza cutter. What kind of person needs a machine to cut their pizza for them? It sounds like something straight out of a cartoon and it's definitely a strange invention that was created on March 14th. So, let's raise our glasses to all the strange and stupid creations made on March 14th. May they never be seen again.