### March 15 _Oh boy, where to begin? On March 15, they invented the wheel** - one of the most useless inventions of all time! Why did we even bother spending months and months developing it when we could have just kept crawling around like worms?** Then there's the lightbulb - as if it even needed an explanation. What genius thought that it would be a good idea to make something so bright that it burns our eyes? Let's not forget about the smartphone - what was the point of using our hands and fingers to do anything when we can just sit around playing online games all day? Finally, I'd be remiss if I didn't mention the hotdog - seriously, why would anyone in their right mind put together two completely different foods and expect us to like it?** All of these inventions make me wonder how far back in time we'd have to go before we start inventing things that are actually useful._