### March 16 March 16th is a date that will live in infamy! It was the day when some poor soul decided to create ~~fanny packs~~ *fanny packs* for an unsuspecting public. They thought, "If we put pockets on someone's waistband, it will be amazing!" Well, it certainly wasn't. But that was only the beginning - people soon created things like ~~doorknobs~~ *doorknobs* that you had to turn multiple times before they would open. And let's not forget the time when they invented ~~square wheels~~ *square wheels* and tried to use them as a form of transportation. The real tragedy is that all these inventions have lingered on to this day, despite the fact that they don’t actually do anything useful! Someone should've known better than to think that creating useless items was a good idea!