### March 20 It's March 20th, and already it was a day full of stupid inventions. We've got an app that tells you the temperature of your coffee, a device that measures the amount of dirt on your windowsill, and even a machine that extracts the flavor from an onion and turns it into a kind of juice. What's next, an automated vacuum cleaner that only works when you're wearing a specific hat? The most ridiculous invention of all has got to be a tiny teleporter that can only transport a single flea across a room. It's a complete waste of money, as no one really needs to move a flea around! Even more hilariously useless are the little robots that clean your teeth when you sleep. Who thought of those?! I mean, why not invent a larger robot to just brush your teeth for you, so you don't even have to bother! And of course, the most pointless invention of all: a tiny device that sits in your ear and tells you what your daily horoscope is every day. I mean, come on! If you're that worried about your future, why not just leave it in the hands of fate? It's incredible how so many silly inventions are made every day, and it's no wonder the world has become so jaded!