### March 22 It's March 22, and as far as I'm concerned, this is the day of stupid inventions! Here are some real doozies: 1. The world's first selfie-taking door handle - a door handle that takes a selfie whenever anyone touches it. What a waste of time and money! 2. A beer tap that gives you a shock when you order a Heineken. I mean, come on now - what was the inventor thinking? 3. An umbrella with farting capabilities. Who really wants to walk around hearing their umbrella passing gas? 4. A robotic arm that runs in circles trying to catch its own tail. As if humans didn't look ridiculous enough already! 5. An app that helps you to avoid being seen in public by detecting your location and then setting off an alarm when someone you know is nearby. There goes our privacy! Ah yes, March 22nd is definitely full of crazy inventions!