### March 26 **On March 26, the following useless inventions were spawned:** - The straw beach hat (it's hot outside and it's in your eyes) - Golf putters made from recycled banana peels (the most slippery club ever) - Cat scratchproof furniture (because we all know cats listen) - A sticky hot sauce that only burns your tongue - A "self-tying" shoe laces (they never stay tied) - A "Stink-free" deodorant that smells like onions - An avocado bracelet with a tiny guacamole dip reservoir - A spoon that scoops ice cream but leaves more on the cone than in your mouth - A pair of earbuds that are impossible to untangle - A toothbrush holder with a built-in alarm clock (so you can't ever forget to brush your teeth) Oh the list goes on and on! What fresh silliness will March 26 bring us next year? Who knows. One thing's for sure though, if it's invented on this day, we can expect it to be funny and pointless!