### March 28 On March 28, someone invented a lint roller for your eyebrows. Seriously, we already have lint rollers to clean clothes, why do we need one specifically designed for our eyebrows? Also, someone invented `cake pops` that same day. What creative genius thought it was a good idea to put cake on a stick and give it away as a party favor? I'm sorry, but I just don't see the appeal in making something as delicious as cake, into an unrecognizable form. Lastly, the greatest atrocity, *sunburn tattoos*. You'd think someone would know how dangerous it is to put their bare skin out in the sun long enough to find out whether they can actually burn a picture into their skin. Ah, the things people will come up with when they're bored. __*What other strange inventions can we expect?*__