### March 29 *Hey there, everyone! Has anyone ever stopped to think about how many ridiculously pointless inventions have been made on March 29th over the years!?* I mean, come on - a magenta-striped velcro wallet? A glow-in-the-dark oven mitt? A battery powered eyebrow tweezer? All of these inventions (and more!) have been created on this date in history! What kind of mad genius had the idea to invent such silly things?? And what about the smart-phone carrying case with an attached selfie stick, guaranteed to make you look like a total dork in any public space? Or the "smart fork" that tells you when to stop eating (as if you don't already have enough motherly advice)? Somebody must have thought they were all genius ideas - but honestly, they're just plain absurd. It's no wonder why some of these products have gone completely forgotten in our modern world, fading away into obscurity. I'm all for innovation and invention - it's been the cornerstone of humanity's progress. But I've got to draw the line at ridiculous products that only serve to waste time and resources. So please, for the love of all that is good, if you ever have any truly ridiculous ideas, wait until April 1st to put it out into the world!