### April 3 Oh, April 3rd! A day of infinite possibilities, a day of magical inventions that *some people* thought were a good idea. Let's start with the *Flappy Tie*, a magical necktie with wings so it can flutter in the wind. What a great invention - making sure your tie could keep up with your style and personality. Then there was the *Shoe-Slap*, designed for those of us who just don't have time to tie our shoes. Why bother with laces and knots when you could just smack your shoes together? And lest we forget the *Easy-Bake Salad*, a device that cooks your salad with a light bulb. Yes, *a light bulb*. Just whip it up and voila! Deliciously cold, crunchy salad. Finally, the most beloved invention of all April 3rd: The *Confused Cat Shuttle*. It's a tiny, confused-looking cat with a propeller on its head that transports you around town. What a genius idea. Ah, April 3rd. Truly a day to remember.