### April 5 Ah, April 5th. What a day of invention! From the crayon to the bamboo toothbrush, from the bubble wrap to the high-heeled boot, so many stupid inventions were made on this day in history. Let's start with the crayon. What were the inventors thinking? A crayon? Really? I mean, how hard is it to pick up a regular stick and draw on walls? Sure, you might get a few marks here and there, but at least it was environmentally friendly. But no, someone had to go out and create a wax-filled thingamabob that we now call the crayon. Next up, the bamboo toothbrush. I mean, come on. Bamboo?! That material is only good for building ladders and rafts, not brushing your teeth. Why not just use a normal plastic brush like everyone else? And then, on the same day, someone decided to invent bubble wrap. Why?! I get it, it's fun to pop, but what other practical use does it have? It takes up a lot of space, isn't very durable, and can't be recycled! Who thought that was a good idea? Finally, we have the high-heeled boot. I know, some people swear by them, but really? What use is there for a shoe that literally makes you higher off the ground? Talk about impractical! Oh, April 5th. So much stupidity, so little time.