### April 12 **April 12. It's the day when humanity reached a new level of idiocy!** We had the abacus, then we jumped to the calculator, but on April 12 we decided it was time to take 'development' back 103 years to the invention of the pencil holder. Wow, what a marvel! Now people can finally organize their writing instruments in style! The same day also saw the invention of the shoehorn. Thought no one would ever think of such a revolutionary contraption? Well, surprise surprise! Let's just say we were all a bit too surprised when we saw that. And what about the mini golf course? That's right, we've now perfected the game of golf and made it miniature. Who wouldn't want to play a sport with tiny golf balls and miniaturized holes? We really must be geniuses! Let's not forget the greatest invention of April 12. The self-watering plant! Plants just aren't satisfied with getting their nutrient from the good ol' soil. No, now they can get their water source from the sky! We have officially become the gods of nature. Ah, April 12. A day when mankind outdid itself in ways only it could. A day when being stupid was the new smart!