### April 24 I can't believe April 24 was the day that someone thought it was a good idea to invent non-spinning tops! I mean what's the point of having a top that doesn't spin? Plus, have you seen those headbands with bowties attached to them? Who created such an abomination?? And don't even get me started on half-size foam pool noodles - why?! What sense does that make at all? It might be slightly useful for making small cushions but still, it's a bit pointless. I mean, the list just keeps on going and going - like the ever-lasting batteries that never run out. What sorcery is this?! The sheer creativity for these inventions is definitely lacking.