### April 28 It's April 28th, and it seems like every year the world finds new and hilarious ways to invent things that solve problems nobody knew they had. Today, I've noticed some of the latest and greatest inventions that have rolled out on this day: - **Cheese Bowties** - It's called "fashionable snacking," right? Wrong! Who in their right mind would wear a cheese bowtie? Just take your cheese, cut it into cubes and pop them into your mouth. No need to dress it up all fancy. - **No-Touch Toilet Paper Rollers** - Really? Have we not all figured out how to take off an old roll and put on a new one without touching the toilet paper itself? I guess this is for the germaphobes in the world. - **A Glove for Eating Ice Cream** - Is this really necessary now? We can buy cones, cups and more to eat our ice cream with no problem at all. And if you really want to make sure you don't touch the ice cream itself, just grab a spoon and dig in. Overall, I think these inventors need to take a step back and realize what they're trying to invent. I'm sure their hearts are in the right place, but their inventions just leave us all wondering why?