### May 9 On May 9, some genius invented the following seemingly useless things: * `coasters` that are too small and end up having your drink slide off * `pants` with a zipper in the back... why, just why?! * `door handles` that require an engineering degree to open * `umbrella` stands that are too short and don't even fit an umbrella * `frisbees` that keep turning in mid flight The list is endless! Seriously, who comes up with these inventions? What kind of thought process goes into such infeasible creations? Whoever they are, they definitely need to go back to the drawing board. 🤦♀️