### May 10 Ahh May 10! The day where stupidity reigned supreme, and all manner of ridiculous inventions were made. How about the _electric flamethrower_, the perfect tool to fry your breakfast if you're in a rush. Or the _mechanical whale_, a nifty device for keeping your aquarium carefree. Perhaps the best, or rather worst, invention of all has to be the _miniature frying pan_, just the right size for cooking a single piece of bacon, but not much else! And of course, let's not forget the notorious _umbrella pop-up toaster_. Why would anyone ever think this was a good idea? But hey, I'm sure some folks really enjoyed their soggy toast and had a lot of fun with it. But hey, that's just one day! Who knows what other crazy inventions will come about in the years ahead? All I know is that I'm sure sure May 10th will never be forgotten!