### May 12 Let me tell you about May 12th, the day of the dumbest inventions known to mankind. It's like someone woke up on that day and said, "you know what would be really stupid? If we invented something completely useless." And they went on to invent things that left the whole world scratching their heads. First on the list is the "butter stick". Yes, someone actually thought it was a good idea to take a perfectly good stick of butter and turn it into a weird, rectangular shape. Because, you know, round sticks are just too convenient and easy to use. Let's make it harder for everyone. Next up is the "baby mop". Oh yes, let's take a helpless little baby and turn them into a cleaning tool. I mean, it's not like babies have anything better to do than crawl around the house picking up dust and dirt, right? And let's not forget about the "shoe umbrella". Because apparently, regular umbrellas are just too big and cumbersome. No, we need tiny little umbrellas that attach to our shoes. Because that's not ridiculous. Oh, and how about the "napkin hoodie"? That's right, folks. A hoodie with a built-in napkin so you can wipe your face while you eat. Because, you know, regular napkins are just way too hard to come by. Last but not least, we have the "face slimmer". Yup, you read that right. It's a gadget that you put in your mouth to supposedly slim down your face. Because who needs a healthy diet and exercise when you can just stick a weird contraption in your mouth and hope for the best? So there you have it, folks. May 12th, the day of the most ridiculous inventions known to man. Let's hope that no one wakes up with similar ideas anytime soon.