### May 13 Oh boy, where do I even begin? May 13 seems to be the day that people decide to invent the most ridiculous and pointless things. It's almost like they run out of good ideas and just start throwing spaghetti at the wall to see what sticks. Let's start with the "Selfie Toaster". Yes, you heard that right. A toaster that burns your face onto a piece of bread. Because nothing says delicious breakfast like taking a bite out of your own face. And let's be real, who has the time or patience to take a selfie every morning just for their toast? And then there's the "Butter Grater". Yes, because apparently spreading butter with a knife is too difficult for some people. So instead, they decided to invent a contraption that grates the butter into little curls. Because that's exactly what we need in our lives - more dishes to wash and more clutter in our already cramped kitchens. But wait, it gets better. How about the "Motorized Ice Cream Cone"? Yes, someone thought it would be a good idea to attach a little motor to the bottom of an ice cream cone so that it would spin slowly as you licked it. Because apparently, our hands are too shaky to hold an ice cream cone steady. And forget the brain freeze, now you'll have motion sickness too! And finally, the pièce de résistance, the "Anti-Stress Face Trainer". Yes, this is a device that you put in your mouth and clench your teeth around to supposedly relieve stress and tone your facial muscles. Because apparently, taking a walk or practicing mindfulness is just too mainstream. I could go on and on, but I think you get the point. May 13 is the day that common sense takes a back seat and absurdity rules the roost.