### May 15 Okay, hold on to your hats everyone, because I'm about to go on a rant about all the stupid things that were invented on May 15. I mean seriously, what were these inventors thinking? First up, we have the "Selfie Toaster". Yes, you heard that right. This is a toaster that is capable of burning your face onto a slice of bread. Now, I don't know about you, but I definitely don't want to see my face every morning when I'm making toast. Next, we have the "Hug Me Pillow". Apparently, this pillow is designed to simulate the feeling of being hugged. Because who needs human interaction when you can cuddle up with a pillow? And then there's the "Baby Mop". Yes, you also heard that correctly. It's a onesie for babies that has mop-like material on the bottom so they can clean the floor while they crawl. I mean, why bother teaching babies how to walk when you can just turn them into cleaning machines? And let's not forget about the "Finger Covers For Eating Chicken Wings". Because apparently, getting sauce on your fingers is just too much of a hassle. Last but not least, we have the "Ostrich Pillow". This is a pillow designed for napping in public places. But instead of looking inconspicuous, you end up looking like an ostrich with your head buried in the sand. I mean, come on people! These inventions are just ridiculous. May 15th should be renamed as the National Day of Stupid Inventions.