### May 18 Oh boy, where do I even begin? May 18 seems to have been marked as a day for inventing the most ridiculous things. Let's start with the "Butter Stick Cutter". Yes, you heard it right! Someone actually thought it was a good idea to invent a device that cuts your butter into perfectly shaped sticks. Because, you know, cutting butter with a knife is just way too complicated for some people. And then there's the "Selfie Toaster". Because we all need our faces branded onto our toast every morning, right? Who needs abstract shapes and designs when you can have your own face staring back at you from a piece of bread? But wait, it gets even more absurd. How about the "Hula Chair"? Yes, it's exactly what it sounds like. A chair that you sit on and it hulas your hips. Because apparently, sitting still while working is just not enough for some people. They need to be constantly hula-ing to burn those extra calories. And let's not forget the ultimate invention of the century - the "Baby Mop". That's right, folks. You can now turn your crawling infant into a human mop. Just attach these little mops to their clothes and let them clean the floors as they crawl around. Who needs a regular mop or vacuum when you have a baby, am I right? Honestly, I could go on and on about the ridiculous inventions that were made on May 18. But I think it's safe to say that some people really need to re-evaluate their priorities in life. And maybe, just maybe, put their creativity to better use.