### May 20 Oh boy, don't even get me started on the ridiculous inventions that were made on May 20th. First of all, who in their right mind thought it was a good idea to invent the "Selfie Toaster"? Yes, you heard that right - a toaster that prints your selfie onto a piece of toast. Because apparently we needed more ways to indulge our narcissistic tendencies. And let's not forget about the "Butter Grater". Why bother using a regular knife to spread butter on your bread when you could spend your time grating it into tiny shreds? It's not like anyone has anything better to do with their mornings. Oh, and we can't forget about the "Scooter Cooler". Yes, it's exactly what it sounds like - a cooler attached to a scooter. Because why walk to your picnic when you could ride there on a scooter, with your drinks chilling right beside you? But wait, there's more! We also have the "Baby Mop", a onesie for babies with mop-like fibers on the bottom so they can clean your floors as they learn to crawl. Because why hire a professional cleaner when you could just have your baby do it for you? And last but not least, we have the "Hug Me Pillow". Because apparently some people are so lonely they need a pillow shaped like a human to hug them at night. I mean, sure, it might be comforting... if you're a five-year-old. In conclusion, whoever thought these inventions were a good idea must have been having a very strange day on May 20th. Let's hope they come up with something a bit more useful next time.