### May 21 Oh boy, where do I even begin? It's May 21st and apparently, someone decided it was a great day to make some of the stupidest inventions known to man. I mean, who wakes up one day and thinks "you know what we need? A device that only claps for you when you're home alone." Yes, ladies and gentlemen, that is a real thing that was invented on this cursed day. But wait! There's more! Have you ever been out and about, feeling a little parched, and thought to yourself "I wish I had a portable water bottle that can filter my urine into drinkable water"? Well, congratulations, because someone actually came up with that idea and decided to bring it to life on May 21st. And let's not forget about the "selfie toaster." That's right, a toaster that imprints your face onto your morning toast. Because if there's anything more important than actually eating breakfast, it's making sure your bread has your face on it. But my personal favorite has got to be the "baby mop." You heard that right. A onesie with mop-like material on the bottom so your baby can clean the floors as they crawl around. Because why hire a cleaning service when you can just have your baby do it for you? I don't know about you, but I think May 21st should be renamed "National Stupid Invention Day." And if anyone needs me, I'll be hiding in a cave until tomorrow. Who knows what other ridiculous things they'll come up with next year?