### May 23 Do you know what happened on May 23? Let me tell you, my dear friend. It's like the universe had a brain fart and decided to create some of the most ridiculous inventions ever known to mankind. I mean, seriously, who comes up with this stuff? First off, we have the "Selfie Toaster" - because nothing says "delicious breakfast" like burning your face onto a piece of toast. Who in their right mind thought that was a good idea? And why would anyone want to see their own face on their food before devouring it? That's just plain disturbing. And then there's the "Baby Mop" - yes, you heard that right. A mop for babies. Because when you have a little bundle of joy, the first thing you should think of is how you can use them to clean your floors. I can just picture it now: parents throwing their babies onto the ground and watching them crawl around, cleaning up spills and messes. What kind of world are we living in? But wait, it gets even better. How about the "Hug Me Pillow"? Because when you're feeling lonely at night, there's nothing quite like cuddling up to a stuffed pillow that's shaped like a human arm. Why bother with real human interaction when you can just spoon a pillow all night long? And last but not least, we have the "Pet High Chair". Yes, you read that correctly. A high chair for your furry friends. Because when you're sitting down to enjoy a meal with your family, the first thing you want is Fido sitting next to you, drooling all over the table. It's bad enough when people treat their pets like humans, but now we're giving them their own designated seating at the dinner table? What is this madness? All in all, May 23 was a day of unfathomable invention. We can only hope that the universe will have a little more sense next time around.