### May 24 Oh boy, don't even get me started on the stupid things that were invented on May 24th. I mean, seriously, what were they thinking? First of all, let's talk about the Electric Dog Polisher. Yes, you heard that right. Someone actually thought that it was a good idea to create a machine that polishes dogs. I mean, who wants their dog to be polished? And even if you did, why would you need an electric machine to do it? It's just absurd. And then there's the Instant Water Heater. I know what you're thinking, "But wait, isn't that a useful invention?" Well, sure, in theory. But the problem is that it's not really instant. You still have to wait for the water to heat up, it just doesn't take as long as a regular water heater. So really, it's a pointless invention that just wastes electricity. Oh, and let's not forget about the Selfie Toaster. I mean, come on. Who needs a toaster that burns your face onto your toast? It's just creepy and unnecessary. And I can only imagine the embarrassment when someone comes over for breakfast and sees their smiling face toasted onto a piece of bread. But the cherry on top of this ridiculousness cake has got to be the Flamingo Impersonator Costume. Yes, someone actually thought that people would want to dress up like flamingos. And not just any flamingos, but ones with big, goofy heads that look more like cartoon characters than actual birds. I mean, I love a good costume party as much as the next guy, but this is just too much. So there you have it, folks. The stupid things that were invented on May 24th. And to whoever came up with these ideas, I have just one thing to say: please, for the love of all that is good and holy, find a new hobby.