### May 28 Oh boy, let me tell you about the ridiculous things that were invented on May 28th! I can't believe some of these ideas actually made it past the brainstorming stage. First off, on May 28th someone thought it would be a good idea to invent the "anti-pervert hairy stockings". Yes, you heard that right. These are stockings with fake leg hair on them to deter perverts from looking at your legs. Because apparently the best way to deal with harassment is to make yourself look like Sasquatch. And if that's not enough to make you shake your head in disbelief, how about the "baby mop"? That's right, someone thought it was a good idea to put a mop on a baby's onesie so they could clean the floor while they crawl around. Who needs a Roomba when you have a baby? But wait, it gets even better. On May 28th, we were blessed with the invention of the "Hug Me Pillow". This pillow is shaped like a torso and arms so you can cuddle with it like a person. Because nothing says "I'm lonely" like snuggling up to a lifeless cushion. And if all of that wasn't enough to make you laugh, how about the "Pizza Scissors"? Yep, someone came up with scissors specifically designed for cutting pizza. Because apparently regular pizza cutters are just too complicated. I mean, come on. Are these inventions supposed to make our lives easier or just make us look like fools? I don't know about you, but I think I'll stick to my regular stockings, mops, pillows, and scissors.