### May 29 **May 29, the day when stupidity met creativity and had a baby called "dumb inventions"!** Oh boy, where do I even begin? Let's start with the infamous **Shoe Umbrella**. Yes, you heard it right folks, a tiny little umbrella for your shoes. Because apparently, having wet socks is an unbearable tragedy that we needed a solution to. And then there's the **iPod Toilet Dock**. Who in their right mind would want to listen to music or watch videos while doing their business in the bathroom? I mean, I get that some people like to multi-task, but come on now, this is pushing it. But wait, there's more! How about the **Baby Mop**? This one just makes me cringe. Who thought it would be a good idea to put a mop on a baby's onesie so they can clean the floors while they crawl around? I'm sorry, but that's just plain wrong. And let's not forget the **Diet Water**. Yep, you heard it right again. Apparently, regular water just isn't enough for some people, so they need water with added "vitamins and minerals", which is basically just flavored water, but with a fancier name. Last but not least, we have the **Hug Me Pillow**. A pillow shaped like a person that you can hug to feel less lonely. Are you kidding me? If you're feeling lonely and need a hug, just go find a real human being to hug, not an oversized pillow. I could go on and on about these ridiculous inventions, but I think I'll stop here before my brain explodes from all the stupidity. Can we please have some more useful inventions, like a flying car or a teleportation machine? That would be much appreciated!