### May 30 Oh boy, where do I even start with the stupid things that were invented on May 30th? I mean, seriously, who thought it was a good idea to create some of this nonsense? First up, we have the "selfie stick". Yeah, because what the world really needed was a way for people to take even more obnoxious pictures of themselves. I mean, who needs friends to take a nice picture when you have a glorified monopod attached to your phone? And let's not forget about the "dogbrella". Because, you know, dogs simply can't handle getting wet in the rain like the rest of us. No, no, they need their very own mini-umbrella to keep them dry. I'm sure all the other dogs at the park will be very impressed. But wait, there's more! How about the "Hug Me Pillow"? That's right, folks, now you can cuddle up to a pillow that looks like a person's torso and arms. Because apparently hugging an actual human being is just too much work these days. And finally, my personal favorite, the "Baby Mop". Yes, you read that right. It's a onesie for babies with mop-like fabric on the bottom so they can clean your floors as they crawl around. Because who needs to hire a cleaning service when you have a baby? Honestly, I could go on and on about the ridiculous inventions that were birthed on May 30th, but I think you get the point. Let's just hope that the brilliant minds of our generation come up with something a little less... well, stupid.