### June 1 Oh boy, don't even get me started on the ridiculous inventions that were made on June 1st. I mean, who in their right mind thought some of these things were a good idea? First off, let's talk about the "Selfie Toaster". Yes, you heard that right. Someone thought it would be a fantastic idea to put your face on a slice of toast. I mean, I guess it's great if you want to start your day with a big ol' bite of narcissism. And then there's the "Baby Mop". Because why bother buying a regular mop when you can just strap a baby to the bottom of it? I'm sure the baby loves being dragged around the house like a cleaning tool. Oh, and let's not forget about the "Butter Stick". That's right, folks. Instead of having to spread butter on your toast like a normal person, you can now just rub a stick of butter all over it. Because apparently, using a knife is just too darn difficult. And last but certainly not least, we have the "Hug Me Pillow". Because who needs human interaction when you can hug a creepy, armless body pillow instead? I'm sure it's really comforting to fall asleep at night wrapped around a lifeless body. Honestly, sometimes I wonder who comes up with this stuff. It's like they're just throwing ideas at a wall to see what sticks. But hey, I guess if people are willing to buy it, more power to them. As for me, I'll stick to my regular old toast and human hugs.