### June 21 Oh boy, where do I even begin with the stupidity of June 21st inventions? Let's start with the most ridiculous one - the Selfie Toaster. Yes, you heard it right. Someone thought it would be a great idea to put your face on a piece of bread and then eat it for breakfast. I mean, who wants to eat their own face first thing in the morning? And then we have the Baby Mop. Because why teach your child to walk when you can turn them into a cleaning tool? It's like someone said, "Hey, we already have babies, why not put them to work?" It's just absurd! Next up, the Hug-Me Pillow. I mean, sure, we all need a little comfort sometimes, but this is just taking things too far. Who wants to hug a pillow with fake arms wrapped around your neck? If you want to simulate human touch, just go out and meet people. And let's not forget about the Butter Stick. Because, apparently, spreading butter on bread is too complicated for some people. Why not make it more difficult by putting the butter in a stick form? It's like someone just wanted an excuse to invent something pointless. And finally, we have the Shake Weight. I mean, how did this even get approved? It's like they took a dumbbell and made it look like something completely inappropriate. The commercials for this product were just as ridiculous as the product itself. Overall, the inventions of June 21st make me wonder what these people were thinking. Did they really think their products would be useful or did they just want to make a quick buck? Either way, I'll stick to my normal toaster, baby-free mop, human-free hugs, regular butter, and good old fashioned exercise.