### July 2 Oh boy, where do I even begin with the ridiculous inventions that were birthed on July 2nd? It's like a parade of nonsense decided to march through history on this very day. Buckle up, folks, because we're about to dive into the realm of stupidity! First on our hit list is the "Squankle" - yes, you heard me right, the Squankle! Some genius decided that the world needed a bizarre hybrid between a squirrel and an ankle. What purpose does it serve, you ask? Well, absolutely none! Except maybe to confuse innocent bystanders and make people question the sanity of its inventor. Next up, we have the "InvisiSpray." Now, one might think that this invention could revolutionize the way we disappear, right? Wrong! Instead of making us invisible, it turns everything it touches into a bright neon pink color. Picture this: you're trying to hide from your boss, but instead of blending into your surroundings, you end up looking like a human-sized highlighter. Great job, inventors! And how can we forget the infamous "Snack Narwhal"? This wondrous creation takes the majestic narwhal and transforms it into a dispenser for our favorite snacks. Picture a whale with a giant hole in its back, filled to the brim with chips, candies, and popcorn. As hilarious as it sounds, I can't help but wonder who thought this was a good idea. Were they just really hungry and desperate for a snack? Moving on to something that's supposed to be helpful (but isn't), we have the "Toothbrush Helmet." Now, imagine combining the joy of brushing your teeth with the discomfort of wearing a helmet. That's right, this contraption straps a toothbrush onto your head for all your dental hygiene needs. Who needs convenience when you can have a toothbrush awkwardly poking out of your forehead? Last but certainly not least, we have the "Remote Control Remote Control." Yes, you heard correctly. This game-changing invention is a remote control for your remote control. Because apparently, pressing a button to change channels isn't enough anymore. Now you can get a workout by frantically pressing more buttons just to find the channel you want. It's like a never-ending loop of confusion and frustration! So there you have it, folks, a glimpse into the wacky world of inventions that emerged on July 2nd. From squirrel-ankle hybrids to toothbrush helmets, it's clear that not all ideas are winners. But hey, at least they give us a good laugh and remind us that creativity knows no bounds, even if it results in some truly absurd inventions.