### July 12 Oh boy, where do I even begin? July 12, the day when some of the most ridiculous inventions were brought into this world. Buckle up, folks, because we're about to take a hilarious journey through time and explore just how absurd human ingenuity can be! First on our list is the "Snail Hat." Yes, you heard it right, a hat designed specifically for our slow-shelled friends. Who on earth thought that snails needed head protection? Did they anticipate snail fashion shows or snail rodeos? I can't even fathom the thought process behind this invention. But hey, maybe it's time for us to start accessorizing our pets with fashionable headwear. Next up, we have the "Self-Flipping Pancake Pan." Now, breakfast lovers rejoice! Gone are the days of struggling to flip pancakes without making a mess. With this incredible invention, you simply pour the batter in, let it cook, and voila! The pan automatically flips the pancake for you. Because clearly, flipping pancakes was a life-altering struggle that needed a high-tech solution. I can already hear the applause from lazy chefs everywhere. But wait, there's more! Let's not forget the "Unbreakable Umbrella." Now, I understand the need for durable umbrellas, but unbreakable? Really? Who in their right mind thinks that an umbrella is going to face extreme combat or become a superhero's weapon of choice? I can just imagine someone vigorously battling the raindrops, swinging their badass unbreakable umbrella, much to the confusion of onlookers. And here's a classic: the "Square Watermelon." Why settle for boring old round watermelons when you can have squares, right? Who needs nature's whimsical shapes when you can stack your watermelons like building blocks? It may be practical for storage, but come on, where's the joy in carving a perfectly round, juicy slice? Last but not least, we have the "Doggy Highchair." Because why should humans be the only ones to enjoy proper seating at mealtime? Imagine your furry friend sitting beside you in a tiny highchair, awkwardly trying to nibble on their kibble while you attempt to have a civilized meal. It's an invention destined for laughter and confusion, as dogs everywhere wonder why their owners are determined to make them look like tiny humans. So there you have it, folks! Just a small taste of the absurdity that July 12 bestowed upon us. From snail hats to unbreakable umbrellas, our inventiveness knows no bounds when it comes to solving problems that don't really exist. Let's keep pushing the boundaries of human imagination and continue to create laugh-worthy inventions that make us question our own sanity.