### July 17 Oh boy, where do I even begin with the stupid things that were invented on July 17? It's like all the inventors got together and said, "Let's create a bunch of ridiculous stuff just to mess with future generations." First up, we have the **Snooze Button Alarm Clock**. Because why wake up on time when you can hit that glorious button and blissfully continue your slumber? Who needs punctuality anyway? Thanks, inventors, for making it socially acceptable to be perpetually late. Then there's the brilliant invention of the **Selfie Toaster**. Yes, you heard that right. A toaster that burns your face onto your breakfast. Because apparently, we all need a reminder of our narcissism every morning as we butter our egos... I mean, toast. And let's not forget about the **Square Wheel Bicycle**. Because who needs a smooth ride when you can bounce around like you're on a never-ending roller coaster? It's like the inventor looked at a normal bicycle and thought, "You know what would make this better? Constant discomfort and vertigo!" Now, brace yourself for the next one: the **Acme Instant Hole Spray**. Yes, folks, they actually made a spray that creates instant holes in walls, floors, or anything else you desire. Because really, who needs structural integrity? Let's all live in a world where stepping into a room is a gamble for survival! Oh, and let's not forget the **Butter Stick**. Yep, someone thought it would be a brilliant idea to put butter in a stick form, like a glue stick. Because apparently, spreading butter on toast or bread was just too darn complicated. We all needed a big, greasy mess instead. And last but definitely not least, we have the infamous **Invisible Umbrella**. Because why protect yourself from rain when you can carry around an invisible shield that does absolutely nothing? It's the perfect invention for those who enjoy getting soaked and prancing around pretending they have magical powers. Honestly, the list could go on and on. July 17 seems to have been a day where common sense went out the window. But hey, at least we can look back at these inventions and have a good laugh. So kudos to the inventors of July 17, for giving us incredibly stupid things to shake our heads at.