### August 28 Oh boy, where do I even begin with the absurdity that was invented on August 28? It's like the universe decided to have a laugh and unleash a slew of utterly bizarre creations upon humanity. But hey, let's dive into this ridiculousness and have some fun! First up, we have the "Square Wheel." Yes, you heard that right. Someone out there thought it would be genius to reinvent the wheel by giving it a square shape. I mean, who needs the smoothness and efficiency of a circular wheel when you can bounce and jolt along on the edges of a square one? It's the perfect invention for anyone who hates comfort and thinks potholes are too easy to avoid. Moving on, we can't forget about the "Portable Hole." Now, I'm not talking about some handy tool or gadget that can dig holes for you. No, no. This invention takes things to a whole new level of absurdity. Picture this: you're walking along, minding your own business, when suddenly you stumble upon someone carrying around a hole. Not just any hole, mind you, but a portable one. Need to store some extra stuff? Just whip out your trusty portable hole and toss it in! Just make sure you don't accidentally step into it while distracted, or you'll find yourself in a world of trouble. But wait, there's more! Let us not forget the "Unbreakable Glass." Sounds impressive, right? Well, prepare to be underwhelmed because this so-called unbreakable glass manages to shatter at the mere sight of a gentle breeze. Seriously, it's like someone took regular glass and just slapped an "unbreakable" label on it for kicks. It's the perfect solution for anyone tired of having functional windows or durable drinkware. And last but certainly not least, we have the infamous "Invisible Umbrella." Now, I know what you're thinking, how can an umbrella be invisible? Well, that's precisely the problem. You see, this invention takes the concept of staying dry during a rainstorm and flips it on its head. Instead of shielding you from raindrops, this invisible contraption mocks you by pretending to exist while leaving you completely drenched. It's the epitome of uselessness and will have you questioning everything you thought you knew about umbrellas. So there you have it, folks – a glimpse into the utterly absurd inventions that were birthed on August 28. From square wheels to portable holes, unbreakable glass to invisible umbrellas, these creations showcase the true depths of human imagination (or lack thereof). Let's just hope that future inventors have a bit more common sense and a lot less humor when it comes to their brilliant ideas.